H   U   G   S

 No moving parts, no batteries.
 No monthly payments and no fees;
 Inflation proof, nontaxable,
 In fact, it's quite relaxable;

 It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
 One size fits all, does not dilute.
 It uses little energy,
 But yields results enormously.
 Relieves your tension and your stress,
 Invigorate your happiness;
 Combats depression, makes you beam,
 And elevates your self esteem!

 Your circulation it corrects
 Without unpleasant side effects
 It is, I think, the perfect drug:
 May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!
 (and, of course, fully returnable!)
 
 I will not play Tug O' War,
 I'd rather play Hug O' War;
 Where everyone hugs, instead of tugs,
 And everyone giggles and rolls on the rug.
 Where everyone kisses,everyone cuddles,
 and everyone wins.
                 ---Shel Silverstein